Curtains to cretins

Tomorrow will be the 60th anniversary of Winston Churchill's "Iron Curtain" speech, made in Fulton, Missouri, USA. In stark contrast, last night saw Phoney Tone elaborate on the religious element of his executive powers and generally acting the part of the "I'm really just one of the lads, honest" yet again. Regaling tales of dope-smoking father-in-laws etc. with Parky and Kevin Spacey, the man's ability to diminish what little respect I have left for him seems quite uncanny. As Stephen Fry once said, "sometimes there doesn't seem to be enough vomit in the world".